Today's mythik comedy gold is brought to you by my writing partner, Baxter. He is about 8 inches tall, has lots of hair and weighs in at about 6 pounds (again, mostly hair.)
Baxter loves to smile, has a never-ending sense of humor, and is quite the practical joker. One of his favorite things to do is to steal something, then let everybody know he has stolen it, then play keep-away.
One time we had just come home from a trip. The suitcases weren't even unpacked. That evening we were having dinner with visiting in-laws. Everything was going great, and everybody marveled over how cute and smart and well-behaved our lovable little dog was. And it was true, he was on his best behavior. The perfect little gentleman.
The dinner was good, everybody was having a wonderful time. Then we noticed Baxter had disappeared. That was odd. He always has be right in the middle of whatever is going on. He's a very active participant in our little family and does not believe in the "I'll just lay around and sleep while the humans are doing their boring stuff" philosophy.
Then he suddenly reappeared.
Apparently, he had opened a suitcase and rifled through it until he found something he thought would have the maximum impact at the dinner table. The perfect purloined item turned out to be a maxi-pad. This, of course, generated the proper amount of excitement and interest from the humans. Forgoing the usual game of chase, we immediately paid the requisite ransom of two Baxter-Treats and made the exchange for the maxi-pad.
Basking in the glory of his successful heist, the daring dog then kicked back on the couch to watch TV.
Baxter chillin' on the couch while watching a show about Bigfoot (a suspected relative) on the History Channel. |
Hopefully Baxter has made you smile, too :)
HAHAHAHHA what a clever and mischievous little dog!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visual!
He's a cutie! LOL on the maxi pad. =)
ReplyDeleteBaxter is a cutie: naughty and funny. Thanks for the lovely pictures.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, he looks fierce. That's hilarious, and that much better for pics of the action.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I can't believe that's what he picked. I guess he has a pretty good sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteThanks for participating in the blogfest!
"maximum impact" indeed. That was so funny.
ReplyDelete......dhole
Hi Jon! Love the photos. SO cute! Great post. :)
ReplyDelete~Melissa
Awww, Baxter is very adorable. I enjoyed his stories.
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday, Jon.
Baxter is absolutely adorable. =D
ReplyDeleteAww, Baxter is a darling! Hee. A darling little devil, right? What a cute story. :)
ReplyDeleteHow hilarious--what a clever mischief maker!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a mischief maker there. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh how funny. Great photo. In this case a picture really is worth a 1000 words. Happy blogfest day!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! LOL! I love Baxter! That smile! And I was totally snorting at him w/the pad in his mouth!
ReplyDeleteI'm so stealing this dog... :D Thanks for playing~
tres funny. I wanna steal Baxter too. He's so cute!
ReplyDeletewow thanks for all the comments and follows! Now I'm off to look at more of the blogfest. There's a lot of really funny stuff out there :)
ReplyDeletep.s. I'll keep an eye on Baxter so he doesn't get dognapped ;)
That's hilarious! I love the smug look on his face.
ReplyDeleteHee! Baxter is a cutie! A mischievous one, but a cutie!
ReplyDeleteI guess dogs lack the knowledge to be embarrassed. How funny.
ReplyDeletehaha, I think Baxter wants to get an agent now...
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